Zoe Dorman as Bella
Dave Disaster as StudD
StudD is an atheist, StudD is a bully, he’s Bella’s wing man, so called because his name begins with a D, and he’s a stud, and all he reads is Dawkins “the God delusion”. He picks on those weaker than himself, and his only real concern is to keep his position as number one sycophant to Bella, and tries that little bit too hard to please her
Frederick William Park as Miss Jon
Miss Jon is a Victorian feminist Transvestite with a hatred for materialism, it sounds quaint, but she’s not sweet. She’s obsessed with Bella, she wants her back, and will do anything to get her, but if she can’t have her then no one can…
Mike Barrington as Phil The Philosopher
Phil is a Philosopher, he is a philosophical glow sticking tramp, who lives in a North London park, many people think he is some one else, maybe he is..
Louis Joon as Pilot
Pilot is their land lord who claims to be suffering from gulf war Syndrome, but he is also very weak. His gunning down of civilians when he was a Pilot of an Apache Helicopter gunship during the Iraq occupation has driven him mad. His military call sign Crazy Roman creates a deluded fantasy that he was Pontius Pilot, Roman Governor of Ancient Jerusalem, but he doesn’t remember any holy man, only a Jewish rebel named Barabbas.
Annie Ososova as Magdalena
Magdalena is self obsessed, Mags is confused, she wants to believe in God but doesn’t know which ones to believe in, so hedging her bets she prays to them all. She’s Bellas’ friend from childhood, and she better not let Bella know she dreams of gods and prays.
Bonnie Blackhare as Boo
Boo is the maid who’s paid. Paid by Miss Jon for special services. Bella tolerates her as it keeps Miss Jon temporarily off her back.
Eve Young as Ashera
Ashera is named after Yahweh’s wife, Mrs God, she says little and is obedient.
Glenn Walbridge and Emma Joon Dyer, as The Terrorists
These fanatics are from the Atheist Revolutionary Army, and are at war with the Politically Correct Militia and all those who give faith a privileged position is society, and they are ready to kill!
Juliana Reed as the Dom
The Dom is the fetish honey trap assassin, and with no questions asked will terminate your enemies, and how she loves her work.
Neko Loveless as The Garden Gimp
He’s there at Miss Jon’s house, always watching, always listening, but for who.
Victoria Gugenheim as the News Reader
Calm and collected in a time where Wikileaks is your establishment news channel.
David Wilkinson as the Justice Minister
The ranting New Labour Justice Minister who will raise a militia to fight atheism as a threat to political correctness.